An atheist opens the Bible and discovers how to act after a nocturnal emission. CREDITS: ———— WRITTEN, EDITED & POORLY ANIMATED by 43alley AUDIO: The classic Scourbey audio recording of the Bible (a minimal excerpt from a 70+ hour recording) – all utilized for educational, critical, parody and non-commercial use under the Fair Use Doctrine, Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, 510 US 569 (1994), etc. This narration is available for download on various websites as well all across YouTube. MUSIC: Taken from various royalty-free websites across the web. TEXT: II Deuteronomy Chapter 23
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An atheist opens the Bible and discovers how to act after a nocturnal emission. CREDITS: ———— WRITTEN, EDITED & POORLY ANIMATED by 43alley AUDIO: The classic Scourbey audio recording of the Bible (a minimal excerpt from a 70+ hour recording) – all utilized for educational, critical, parody and non-commercial use under the Fair Use Doctrine, [...]
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its bullshit that even the smallest most personal part of NORMAL life was in the bible and there are laws against them .
2 minutes ago the Holy Ghost appeared to me last night, (or maybe it was the tooth fairy, it was too dark to tell.) anyway he told me to spread the word of Bob. Bob i said. and he said, “yes? Bob, spread the word of Bob.” then i said, “I’m ready, I’m ready.” he said, “perfect, now spread the word.” then he disappeared back into the closet. i still don’t know what he meant.
oh man, that’s one goofy ghost.
peace, lardo.
@dotoree Yeah all that stone throwing is good exercise. Dotoree’s insight into why we live twice as long as people did 2000 years ago. “God done it” Such a brilliant mind, he lives in a dirt floored hovel and buries his crap in the backyard just like they did back then. When he gets sick he anoints himself with precious oils because they knew so much more than we do. I wonder when Gods going to get pissed about our tall building trying to reach heaven and make us all speak in COBAL?
excellent video!
after reading all of the comments for these videos i kind feel bad because i just thought the video was funny.
Ha ha, this is a great series!
@dotoree “There are millions of witnesses of supernatural beings”. also millions of witnesses of dead elvis and little green men who probe you in the pooper. you are really willing to accept such a ridiculous statement? never mind try to apply it.
Whoever says there is evidence for an invisible, mind-reading being whom you visit in an extra-dimensional invisible realm when you die if you believe in him … is either lying, or delusional.
man i love this series.it educates people on how fucked up the bible really is.so many are quick to say,”oh,i’ve read the bible”,yet ask them about the stories you point out in this series and they think you’re just making it up to discredit
we are lot’s daughters, and we are virgins,…maybe you could change that….biblically?,..come let us know each other,
with that script never have been so LOLed!
@dotoree well good luck with everything. i wish you all the best in your quest to prove the value of creation science and the bible, although i think you will continue to struggle as others have.
@dotoree god could have given the people the ability to comprehend more specific details of such subjects, just as he could have endowed us with the ability to enjoy the thrill of being told by a supernatural being things which we would otherwise not comprehend. thats a cop out.
@dotoree yes and they all use non creation scientific methods to tackle these issues. not the bible.
@dotoree scientists are directly involved with solving relationships??
exactly which versus from the bible are going to give scientists a unique insight into solving such problems, that they dont know now??
@dotoree anecdotal evidence.
far from demonstratable evidence.
i have experienced a pink lion…. you believe me right??
@dotoree lol she should have been fired. she was not teaching the curriculum the school required of her!!
@scottpastry By the way, I am not ignoring any question…youtube’s format is abominable and once in a while I miss things that are said..and also am exceedingly busy giving final tests and grading them right now at my university…busiest time of the year for me.
@scottpastry That’s a good sign that you’re willing to correct yourself. I’ve had to do that many times and still find a few places I’m not 100% accurate. But critics have helped me remove most of my ideas that weren’t accurate. To compare pink lions and God is like comparing Santa Claus to George Washington. There are millions of witnesses of supernatural beings, science knowledge millenia ahead of anyone else, miracles, specific prophecies and more. Not the least bit of similarity.
@scottpastry In the middle ages, huge numbers of people were dying . Doctors &scientists had no answers. “Leadership was taken by the church, as the physicians had nothing to offer. The church took as its guiding principle the concept of contagion as embodied in the Old Testament…This idea and its practical consequences are defined with great clarity in the Book of Leviticus.” George Rosen, M.D., History of Public Health, pp. 63-65. Finally the plauges were stopped.
@scottpastry re: the Bible and the spread of disease, there are a number of ways that it does this and did it LONG before modern medicine figured out how to do it. It’s sanitation laws did that. It’s quarantine laws did it. It’s laws regarding sexual relations did it and others as well. By the way, it’s quite unfair to compare something 3,000 old written so that normal people could comprehend it and practically apply it to professional journals these days).
@scottpastry Bill Gates has given ~1/3 of his fortune to scientists to do research to deal with issues in health including hunger and poverty and others. Psychology is most definitely concerned with relationships. Science also is researching a lot in even happiness these days, with one of the most popular classes at Harvard being taught in that area and based on solid scientific research. google quest bluezones and watch the 2 short videos on Denmark and Singapore there..very interesting.
@scottpastry 1) Millions of firsthand witnesses are most certainly not anecdotal evidence (this term refers to rumors that you didn’t personally witness or individual cases that conflict with numerous testable cases in research).
2) Hunger, poverty and relationships are most certainly topics scientists are DIRECTLY concerned with solving. Google and read about Norman Borlaug for example..one of the greatest scientists ever who sadly is mostly unknown.
@hamstenator Uhm… what supernatural? forces do you have witnesses for exactly?
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There is plenty of evidence for God, Satan, and the angels on both sides. One good firsthand testimony that includes both is by Roger Morneau. You can google “A Real Conspiracy of Supernatural Proportions” to get a short version (with links to the longer version)…but do it soon since that website will be change it’s name soon, to truth-is-life. And there are MANY more besides that.
@scottpastry Not qualified? She received an Associate of Arts from Des Moines Area Community College, a B.Sc. in microbiology and virology from University of Warwick, U.K. in 1979, an M.Sc. in medical microbiology from University of Birmingham, U.K in 1993, and a PhD in immunopharmacology from the University of Southampton, U.K. in 1999. Plus, she has written and published widely? What in the universe are you talking about, not qualified?
@dotoree i corrected myself, stating i was more specifically asking you to prove a supernatural negative. yet you choose to ignore this and harp on about the original question.
the pink lion sounds exactly like god.